NOT football!!!! YEE-HAW!!!!! Bret is done with Fantasy Football. I really hope that we (and by "we" I mean "Bret") don't need to watch 10 hours of Football on Sunday. But then again - if it's still on... then he'll watch it. :(
Tomorrow will also be the changing of the guard. :) Its the time of year when all the little ones shift up in Primary. Livvy will now be in Sunbeams! And in honor of her being in Sunbeams I will post a funny story (at the end of this post).
Tomorrow will also mean that the Little family is NOT having to get up and be @ church by 8am. That was our time this past year. Maybe we will finally be on time! :) Probably not.
Tomorrow is the day before Monday which in this case is also the day before the first day back at school! Lets give up another YEE-HAW!!!!!
I feel like Little Orphan Annie:
The sun'll come out tomorrow........
And here is the funny little story that I promised:
I am adding this little blurb to let everyone know that it isn't actually me who wrote this little story. My loved ones pointed out to me that the way I put this story in here makes it sound like I am the one who works with doctors at some clinic. I do not work part-time as a teacher of family doctors - I could someday be the patient, but that's beside the point. :) I just typed up the story from my files of quotes and stuck it in here. I'm too lazy to change it to sound better, so I'm just adding this blurb! :)
I work part-time as a teacher of family doctors. The program provides training on psychiatric disorders and emphasizes the importance of emotional support. The new doctors are given plenty of time in clinic to visit with their patients and learn about their challenges. One of our interns who has never lived in Utah and knows nothing about Mormons is still struggling to understand the cultural climate here. Last week he was interviewing a new patient and stumbled on what he thought was raging psychosis.
Dr: "Well, Mrs. Olsen, we've talked about your high blood pressure and your medications. Are you experiencing any particular stress in your life?"
Patient: "Oh, yes! It's the Sunbeams. They're driving me crazy."
Dr: (very surprised) "The sun beams?"
Pt: "Yes. I've never had trouble with them before, but this group won't sit still. They bounce all over the room, and run out the door and down the hall."
Dr: (reaching for a pen) "Have you told anyone about this?"
Pt: "Of course. I told the president."
Dr: "Really! What did the president tell you?"
Pt: "She said Sunbeams are like that. I'm just going to have to learn to deal with them."
Dr: (concerned that he may be missing something) "I know people who are sensitive to sun beams. Do they cause you a rash or anything?"
Pt: (confused) "A rash? No."
Dr: "What's the biggest problem they're creating?"
Pt: "It's the noise. They just won't quite talking."
Dr: (astonished) "The sun beams are talking to you?"
Pt: "Well, yes. But mostly they talk to each other."
Dr: (scribbling furiously in the chart) "I see. Can anyone else hear them talking?"
Pt: (after a moment of stunned silence) "You're not LDS, are you?"
1 comment:
Well, I can tell you Olivia did really well in Sunbeams yesterday. You could tell she was a little nervous, but she had Drew right by her side (she was making sure of that). She was cute and was very good.
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